Would you like to have this for Christmas?

Would you like to have this for Christmas? I like to give my friends something special as a naughty Christmas gift, Debbie._ Rosaline:Why would your boss ask if everything is good with you?(16 December 2018) Van:How is lindsey Graham able to live without a spine?(16 December 2018) Van:Does it have something to do with his shrill, girl-like screams [...]
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Tiffany:
We are not in a relationship but she has been in love with me for the past 2 years and is always chasing me around.
(18 December 2018)

Tilda:
A chick that i know likes me asked me to a NBA game but i said no due to my schedule. The problem is i haven't talk to her in forever?
(18 December 2018)

Delores:
How can a rich person be insecure?
(18 December 2018)

Delores:
And me.... I'm just a small business man with a fitting studio.
(18 December 2018)

Delores:
Anthony: (then he pointed somewhere without saying anything) and then he walked away.
(18 December 2018)

Delores:
Anthony: Parts of motorcycle Me: ok. where is the factory located?
(18 December 2018)

Delores:
Anthony: Manufacturing Me: what do you manufacture?
(18 December 2018)

Delores:
I asked this guy: Me: Anthony, what are you doing now?
(18 December 2018)

Delores:
We were golfing because another friends put us together.
(18 December 2018)

Venessa:
Hey guys what cable is this?
(18 December 2018)