Sunday, 3 February 2019

Love a guy that can cook

I’m excited about this one guy I’m talking to because he CAN COOK! My ex couldn’t. I couldn’t cook for him because he only came over during booty call hours and was using me anyway. This guy, we’re ta_ Claretha:Some points are valid but other points are ridiculous.(28 January 2019) Claretha:Adoption is a long process & I [...]
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Tynisha:
Have you ever been to Sri Lanka aka Ceylon?
(29 January 2019)

Tynisha:
Well you don't have to answer this unless you have to, but did you have sex with the locals there?
(29 January 2019)

Tynisha:
If so, when and how did you like it out there?
(29 January 2019)

America:
Job didn't work out. Now I'm homeless again what now?
(29 January 2019)

America:
They let me stay for the night and and they booked me a flight and when I get back to Anchorage I'll be homeless again.
(29 January 2019)

America:
So I told them that I was no longer interested.
(29 January 2019)

America:
However, there was more to the job than I expected.
(29 January 2019)

America:
I left for a job on the slopes yesterday.
(29 January 2019)

Judith:
Is a shorter work commute worth a pay cut in salary?
(29 January 2019)

Judith:
Would you take a pay cut for a closer commute?
(29 January 2019)

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